Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended