What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.