we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.