I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.