No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.