Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
23 People Have Step Parents That Are Younger Than Them
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?