Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.