BRING THE BAGELS
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
7 Great Movies – with Drinking Games that Make them Even Better
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
15 Things You’ll Miss About College – and 7 Things You Definitely Won’t
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be