It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single