I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.