I got her a Nickelback box set.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.