Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan