he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Some milfs here doing some blow
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down