he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Some milfs here doing some blow
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down