Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.