Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...