so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.