So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must