"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
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She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
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remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday