if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
i dont own pink underwear
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Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
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