Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.