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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....

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(919): Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends.... http://tfl.nu/5sph

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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail

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(919): He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail http://tfl.nu/mc07

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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.

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(919): You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad. http://tfl.nu/r24i

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Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry

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(919): Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry http://tfl.nu/e19m

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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with

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(919): great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with http://tfl.nu/d2kg

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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.

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(919): I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight. http://tfl.nu/fd4p

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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.

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(919): my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now. http://tfl.nu/dua1

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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.

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RIP Mr Bojangles.

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(910): In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic. (919): RIP Mr Bojangles. http://tfl.nu/00j7

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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...

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(919): I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy... http://tfl.nu/yiqn

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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.

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(919): dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night. http://tfl.nu/52we

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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.

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(919): I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx. http://tfl.nu/hq1e

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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.

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(919): please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car. http://tfl.nu/gqa0

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i just like, need to vent to someone

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Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?

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(910): i just like, need to vent to someone (919): Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you? http://tfl.nu/t3kk

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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.

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(919): Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment. http://tfl.nu/yr4f

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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.

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(919): i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving. http://tfl.nu/oull

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