Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.