im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.