I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*