He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list