My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet