I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*