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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.

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(512): I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me. http://tfl.nu/lmi5

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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"

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you motherfucker

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(512): her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening" (1-512): you motherfucker http://tfl.nu/runr

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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.

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(512): Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality. http://tfl.nu/tw8x

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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday

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(512): you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday http://tfl.nu/6yij

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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.

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(512): I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself. http://tfl.nu/i5og

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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing

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(512): I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing http://tfl.nu/1m78

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Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.

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(512): Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today. http://tfl.nu/tybk

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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus

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(512): Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus http://tfl.nu/cvrn

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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends

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(512): It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends http://tfl.nu/i1vw

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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice

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(512): Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice http://tfl.nu/6dv2

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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.

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(512): I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend. http://tfl.nu/57u1

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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.

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(512): Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there. http://tfl.nu/vwmy

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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.

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Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.

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(512): Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college. (512): Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good. http://tfl.nu/chyc

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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day

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(512): Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day http://tfl.nu/zcoa

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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.

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(512): Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it. http://tfl.nu/4ruk

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