omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.