can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is