if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
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Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy