if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
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I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
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Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy