Are you guys doing anything tonight?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hate your face