I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
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I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please, let me fuck your mom
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat