So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
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apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
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I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home