Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.