...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.