I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.