he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume