Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong