I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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