She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my shit smells like andre
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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he was CRYING into my vagina
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.