is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore