i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my shit smells like andre
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he was CRYING into my vagina
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.