The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
At least make sure they are 18