Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa