I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win