He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.