whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.