i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.