The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.