You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA