Last Night in Virginia (757)

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  Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.

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  Come on the kid is gayer than me

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  Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.

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  apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick

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  I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"

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  I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.

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  he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.

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  I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?

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  She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?

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  Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.

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  I have demons in me.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.

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  I murdered the dance floor call the cops

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  DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?

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  I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.

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