Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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