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So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.

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And why did you do that?

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Tequila

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(857): So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose. (617): And why did you do that? (857): Tequila http://tfl.nu/gjpj

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Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'

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we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom

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(617): Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.' (617): we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom http://tfl.nu/ju2m

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omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...

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what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?

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self-loathing.

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(617): omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night... (716): what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk? (617): self-loathing. http://tfl.nu/qojo

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That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.

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(617): That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head. http://tfl.nu/g2zg

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is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?

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(617): is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again? http://tfl.nu/0m4c

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just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet

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(617): just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet http://tfl.nu/fxai

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Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?

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(617): Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it? http://tfl.nu/1qwp

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I'm glad girls dont get visible erections

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But, it would have made life so much easier...

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(857): I'm glad girls dont get visible erections (617 ): But, it would have made life so much easier... http://tfl.nu/zuky

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i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off

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he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.

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(919): i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off (617): he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich. http://tfl.nu/ubgv

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but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back

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(617): but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back http://tfl.nu/ogq4

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Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.

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(617): Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die. http://tfl.nu/uh26

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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?

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(617): Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money? http://tfl.nu/6pei

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I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it

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We call that spaghetti Os

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(207): I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it (617): We call that spaghetti Os http://tfl.nu/dgrn

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how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?

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how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?

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(401): how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much? (617): how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore? http://tfl.nu/k1y1

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I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.

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(617): I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian. http://tfl.nu/jfuh

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