I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.