I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?