The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.