he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?