Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.