I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me