She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
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i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
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She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .